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Partizant · Posted: Tue 18:22, 04 Dec 2007 Post subject: DOWCIPY I INNE g³upie rzeczy!

Tak jak w temacie.
Zaczynam z takim syfem... ;] jak kto¶ sie nudzi to ¶mieszne ;]

Fazy ¿ycia mê¿czyzny:

Wiek Napój:
17----piwo
25----wódka
35---- szkocka
48----podwójna szkocka
66----tran

Wiek Uwodzicielski tekst:
17 ----Moi starzy wyjechali na weekend.
25 ----Moja dziewczyna wyjecha³a na weekend.
35 ----Moja narzeczona wyjecha³a na weekend.
48 ----Moja ¿ona wyjecha³a na weekend.
66 ----Moja ¿ona nie ¿yje.

Wiek Ulubiony sport:
17----seks
25----seks
35----seks
48----surfowanie po kana³ach telewizji
66----drzemka

Wiek Definicja pomy¶lnej randki:
17----"jêzyczek"
25----"¶niadanie"
35----"Nie opó¼ni³a mojej godziny terapii."
48----"Nie musia³em siê spotkaæ z jej dzieæmi."
66----"Wróci³em do domu ¿ywy."

Wiek Ulubiona fantazja:
17 ----strzeliæ gola po gwizdku
25 ----seks w samolocie
35 ----stworzyæ trójk±cik
48 ----przej±æ firmê
66 ----Szwajcarska pokojówka/Seksualny niewolnik pielêgniarki

Wiek Idealny wiek aby siê o¿eniæ:
17 ----25
25 ----35
35 ----48
48 ----66
66 ----17

Wiek Idealna randka:
17 ----Unikn±æ horroru przy p³aceniu.
25 ----"Podzieliæ czek zanim pójdziemy do mnie"
35 ----"Wpadnij do mnie."
48 ----"Wpadnij do mnie i cos ugotuj."
66 ----Seks w samolocie firmy, w drodze do Las Vegas.

Fazy ¿ycia kobiety:

Wiek Napój:
17 ----Cooler alkoholowy
25 ----Bia³e wino
35 ----Czerwone wino
48 ----Dom Perignon
66 ----Kieliszek Jack'a Daniels'a z Napkin

Wiek Wymówki na randkê:
17 ----Musia³am umyæ w³osy.
25 ----Musia³am umyæ i wetrzeæ od¿ywkê we w³osy.
35 ----Musia³am ufarbowaæ w³osy.
48 ----Staszek musia³ ufarbowaæ mi w³osy.
66 ----Staszek musia³ ufarbowaæ mi perukê.

Wiek Ulubiony sport:
17 ----zakupy
25 ----zakupy
35 ----zakupy
48 ----zakupy
66 ----zakupy

Wiek Definicja udanej randki:
17 ----"McDonalds"
25 ----"Darmowy posi³ek"
35 ----"Diament"
48 ----"Wiêkszy diament"
66 ----"Spokój jak w pi±tek popo³udniu"

Wiek Ulubiona fantazja:
17 ----wysoki, przystojny brunet
25 ----wysoki, przystojny brunet z pieniêdzmi
35 ----wysoki, przystojny brunet z pieniêdzmi i z mózgiem
48 ----facet z w³osami
66 ----facet

Wiek Idealny wiek na zam±¿pój¶cie:
17 ----17
25 ----25
35 ----35
48 ----48
66 ----66

Wiek Idealna randka:
17 ----On proponuje zap³aciæ.
25 ----On p³aci.
35 ----On przygotowuje ¶niadanie nastêpnego dnia rano.
48 ----Nastêpnego dnia rano on przygotowuje ¶niadanie dla dzieci.
66 ----Jest w stanie prze¿uæ ¶niadanie.

Thiana Aney · Posted: Fri 10:22, 14 Dec 2007 Post subject:

A zes sie rozpisal PartizantQ Very Happy

Guest · Posted: Fri 13:04, 25 Jan 2008 Post subject:

Temat: "Małżeński żywot"

Przed ślubem:

- Ona: Ciao Janek
- On: No nareszcie, już tak długo czekam!
- Ona: Może chcesz żebym poszła?
- On: NIE! Co ci przyszło do głowy? Sama myśl o tym jest dla mnie straszna!
- Ona: Kochasz mnie?
- On: Oczywiście. O każdej porze dnia i nocy!
- Ona: Czy mnie kiedyś zdradziłeś?
- On: NIE! Nigdy! Dlaczego pytasz?
- Ona: Chcesz mnie pocałować?
- On: Tak, za każdym razem i przy każdej okazji!
- Ona: Czy byś mnie kiedykolwiek uderzył?
- On: Zwariowałaś? Przecież wiesz jaki jestem!
- Ona: Czy mogę ci zaufać?
- On: Tak.
- Ona: Kochanie....

Siedem lat po ślubie:
czytajcie od dołu... Laughing

Narelius · Posted: Fri 18:39, 25 Jan 2008 Post subject:

Hehe dobre Rolling Eyes

szare realia codziennego ¿ycia Very Happy

Galdi · Posted: Mon 18:55, 11 Feb 2008 Post subject:

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Ehehe,zajebiste to jest <3 (Znalezione na forum tibia.pl)

Galdi · Posted: Tue 16:22, 19 Aug 2008 Post subject:

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Za małe troche to jest,to dalem odnosnik dotematu na tibia.pl,zjedzcie troche w dol do mojego postu ;D

Hiram7231 · Posted: Tue 7:02, 01 Mar 2011 Post subject:

Mr Tong said that mother was ill a month later, he invited a professional testing company, the new home of the air quality was tested and found that indeed the house of formaldehyde exceeded threefold. Mr. Tang, a move was not used to live, and open the windows, ventilation, air quality has been so qualified, until the end of 2008 moved in the past.

2001 年 10 months, Li spent 24,900 yuan a requested construction company in Nanjing for its renovation of a house. In mid-January 2002, Li and his family moved into a new house, a chestnut dizziness, malaise symptoms have similar symptoms after her mother, then to the hospital, was diagnosed with aplastic anemia. In the same year in August, by the Nanjing Environmental Monitoring Center within its housing, air quality testing, the results of formaldehyde exceeded 21 times, 12.6 times of excessive ammonia, volatile organic compounds (TVOC) exceeding 3.3 times.
Ms. stable condition a lot.
Department of Hematology, Zhongda Hospital, according to deputy director Jia-Hua Ding, the current general view is that the medical profession, the body of the cancer gene and the balance between tumor suppressor genes disorders, patients with genetic defects inherent in vivo, is prone to internal causes of leukemia. And external stimuli, such as radioactive substances, hazardous chemicals is frequent contact with incentives.
Mr. Tang Baixia in Nanjing in 2007 bought a house, began to work on fitting end of the year. Too busy, Mr. Tang by the retirement of the renovation task to help the parents care. February 2008, when the fitting end of the stay yet, Mr Tong's mother has identified the leukemia.
chemical pollution may induce leukemia

Jia-Hua Ding said that home improvements over the current luxury,Beats By Dre Beats Solo, the use of high-grade materials, composite materials, is not conducive to human health. , air flow is weak.
old couple have been found to leukemia
Mr Tong's father admitted to hospital, the doctor found no chromosome aberrations. As to the specific cause is unclear.
his parents of toxic cleaning agent causing the disease.

new house just renovated the end, as the Disease in the mother has not yet fully stable, the bad news came again, and her father is suffering from leukemia. Hospital found that two elderly suffering from leukemia, not genetic factors. Mr. Tang whereby the owner suspected leukemia and their parents have a new house decoration pollution.
Court held that the decoration is labor and materials, and preliminary evidence of the plaintiff is suffering from blood diseases caused by polluted air inside the housing possibilities. Meanwhile, the court held that a chestnut of a new house decorated in a hurry to stay only about ten days, but also partly to blame, it made the decision.

2003 年 7 months, Xuanwu District Court of Jiangsu Province, the city is also the first home improvement pollution case a public trial, convicted the defendant compensate the plaintiff Decoration Engineering Company Li certain medical expenses, nursing care, these payments, lost income, expenses, property damage cost of 50,065 yuan of various fees, and pay the plaintiffs moral damages solatium 9,000.
2009 年 9 months, Ms. Wu's husband because of gallstone attacks, to the hospital. Let Ms. Wu did not expect was that his wife has identified the leukemia, but is chronic. According to Mr. Tang introduced the mother after seven chemotherapy, and spent more than 20 million, is at home recuperating observation. His father had just started treatment, how much money, who do not know.

Mr. Tang said the renovation, the family two bedroom door, do a decoration company color is wrong, then after cleaning decoration company in the past, re-painting the. Ms. Wu said, cleaning the door that day, she and her husband early in the morning to catch the past when supervision, and a door to the house There was a very strong smell the pungent odor, painters were all wearing masks, could be an old married couple no protection, in a room and spent the whole day.
pollution caused by cleaning agents suspected of paint

what causes leukemia? The doctor said, consists of both internal and external factors, internal factors are genetic, that is inherent with chromosomal aberrations. Is the external environment caused by external causes, including viral infection, caused by chemical pollution and radiation. Hospital indicators of Wu inspection body found abnormal chromosome did not identify the external causes of leukemia.
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Jia-Hua Ding, said admissions by the clinical situation in recent years, the proportion of chemical factors in the rise in leukemia, decoration using chemical materials containing hazardous substances into trouble suspect is relatively large. In the sick people, children and the elderly the incidence is relatively high, because their physical resistance is relatively poor.

decoration company, said a manager surnamed Wei, Mr Tong's parents had such a disease, they feel very sad, but fitting with the company as to whether there is a connection, now says is unclear. As the door of Mr Tong suspected culprit paint cleaning agent is the problem, they carefully look after the workers had not been found on what cleaning agent used, the amount may be too small, there is no record. Weijing Li said the company is further consultations with Mr. Tang,monster beats, hoping to find related basis, to see whether the decoration in the end result of their parents suffering from leukemia.
pollution case in favor of Nanjing's first home improvement
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　　本报讯(记者周鑫)前天上午，家住唐山滦县的15岁男孩因戒指卡住无名指，且当地缺乏处置工具，其全家驱车200多公里来京寻求救助。在通州玉桥消防中队，戒指被成功取下。

　　男孩姓杨，当天上午他将一枚合金钢制成的戒指戴到右手无名指上，随后无法取下，导致手指充血肿胀。由于当地消防缺少工具无法处置，男孩父亲马上驾车带儿子进京治疗。行至京沈高速时，他向北京市消防指挥中心求助，指挥中心告知其去往最近的玉桥中队。此时，男孩手指被卡已经近4个小时。

　　下午4点半，杨某一家赶到玉桥消防中队。经查看，男孩手指已经肿胀不堪，由于戒指为合金钢构成，硬度非常大，普通小型剪切钳无法将其切断。为使用角磨机，消防员将一小型锯片垫在戒指和男孩手指缝隙间，以防止角磨机伤到手指，并用事先准备好的湿毛巾覆盖手背,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]，仅漏出戒指部分，防止火花将男孩手背灼伤。准备就绪后，消防员用角磨机对戒指进行切割，并用冷水不停进行冷却。经过约20分钟的努力，戒指被成功取下。